Non-Custodial Balance
₿
74,996SATS
~$48.75 USD • ₦82,875 NGN
Predatory Fees Blocked
🛡️
425SATS
Max 0.5% Cap Enforced (0.01ms Gate)
Pre-Flight Sentry Latency
⚡
0.01MS
Deterministic Microsecond Circuit
Zero-Data SMS Vouchers
📦
1ACTIVE
HMAC-SHA256 Authenticated
NON-CUSTODIAL NWC
[09:20:01] SATSGUARD TITANIUM KERNEL ONLINE. BTRUST DAKAR EDITION.
[09:20:02] NOSTR WALLET CONNECT (NIP-47) ATTACHED VIA WSS://RELAY.DAMUS.IO.
[09:20:03] PREDATORY FEE SENTRY ARMED: MAX FEE BOUNDED AT MAX(5 SATS, 0.5% PRINCIPAL).
[09:20:04] AWAITING COMMAND. TYPE IN ENGLISH, NIGERIAN PIDGIN, YORUBA OR SWAHILI.
Test:
⚡ Wifi 25k (Pidgin/Eng)
🍔 Food 5k (Pidgin)
💡 NEPA Power 15k
🚨 Simulate Fee Attack (9% Spike)
🛡️ Expired Invoice Block
ZERO-TRUST SENTRY SCOREBOARD
4 GATES ACTIVE
EN • PIDGIN • YOR
≤ 0.5% MAX BOUND
NIP-47 JSON-RPC
HMAC-SHA256 PROOF
OFFLINE NOSTR VOUCHER DISPATCHER
ZERO-DATA FALLBACK
When university or market cellular networks drop, mint a signed 72-char cryptographic token for zero-data trade:
nostr:voucher:v1:npub1usman:15000:1794204718:8e934160:campus_store:b5f90265
Instant African Everyday Commerce Presets
Hostel Wi-Fi
25,000 sats
NEPA Electricity
15,000 sats
Campus Suya/Food
5,000 sats
MTN 10GB Data
8,000 sats
Math Textbook
12,000 sats
Dakar Nostr Zap
2,000 sats
⚡ ROUTE SENTRY PRE-FLIGHT RADAR
≤ 0.5% BOUND GUARANTEE
Mathematical Invariant: Pre-flight gate intercepts any route where
Fee > max(5 sats, 0.005 × Principal) in < 0.01ms.
ACTIVE ROUTING TOPOLOGY (LAGOS → NAIROBI → DAKAR)
OPTIMAL (0.016% FEE)
HUB
SatsGuard NWC
Local Sentry Hub
LND
Lagos Core
1 sat (0.004%)
CLN
Nairobi Gateway
3 sats (0.012%)
DEST
Dakar Merchant
@kwame / 25k
Safe Route Fee (Current)
4 sats (0.016%)
Sentry Max Cap Allowed (0.5% Ceiling)
125 sats (0.500%)
Predatory Spike Intercepted (Simulated)
450 sats (9.000%) • BLOCKED
🌍 AFRICAN LIGHTNING TOPOLOGY LEDGER
6 NODES MONITORED
Live latency, routing policies, and fee bounds across African Bitcoin infrastructure nodes:
| Node Name / Pubkey | Location | Ping | Base / PPM | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lagos LND Core 02a1b94...33c |
Nigeria 🇳🇬 | 14 ms | 1 sat / 15 ppm | VERIFIED ✔ |
| Nairobi CLN Gateway 039f82d...91a |
Kenya 🇰🇪 | 28 ms | 2 sats / 20 ppm | VERIFIED ✔ |
| Dakar Greenlight Relay 0288cda...77b |
Senegal 🇸🇳 | 32 ms | 1 sat / 10 ppm | VERIFIED ✔ |
| Alby NWC Hub 03c94ab...02e |
Global / Nostr | 19 ms | 2 sats / 25 ppm | CONNECTED ✔ |
| Machankura SMS Bridge 0211deb...44f |
Sub-Saharan Africa | 45 ms | 5 sats / 50 ppm | SMS ONLINE ✔ |
| Rogue Interceptor Node 037b12f...ee8 |
Unknown ASN | 120 ms | 450 sats / 90,000 ppm | BLOCKED ✕ |
📦 OFFLINE SMS VOUCHER MINTING STATION
HMAC-SHA256 SIGNED
Engineered for campus cellular blackouts and rural trade. Creates a deterministic 72-character SMS payload redeemable peer-to-peer without requiring mobile data.
Generated SMS Payload (Ready to copy/text)
nostr:voucher:v1:npub1usman:15000:1794204718:8e934160:campus_store:b5f90265
🛡️ ZERO-INTERNET PEER VERIFICATION ENGINE
LOCAL WEB CRYPTO
Merchant or campus peer pastes incoming SMS voucher code. Verified mathematically on-device even if phone has zero airtime, zero mobile data, and zero Wi-Fi:
Verification Status & Cryptographic Proof
✔ CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY VALID
OFFLINE VERIFIED
Signer: npub1usman (Usman Bamidele • Verified Key)
Value: 15,000 SATS (~₦16,575 NGN)
HMAC Digest: b5f9026569ec1148 • Nonce: 8e934160 • Non-Replayable
📜 REAL-TIME AUTONOMOUS AUDIT STREAM
IMMUTABLE LOG
Transaction Intent / Desc
Peer / Relay
Fee & Latency
Verdict
⚡ Pay 25,000 sats for hostel wifi to @kwame
02ab8190...kwame@alby
4 sats (0.016%) • 0.01ms
SETTLED ✔
🚨 Market food invoice — Predatory Fee Blowout
Rogue Node 037b12...
450 sats (9.0%) • 0.01ms
BLOCKED ✕
📦 Offline SMS Voucher Minted (Campus Suya)
Zero-Data Peer P2P
0 sats • 0.00ms
ISSUED ✔
🛡️ 10/10 PASSING TEST WITNESS DOSSIER
0.013s EXECUTION
Automated test suite (
python test_satsguard.py) executing all mathematical invariants:
✔ 01. NLP Amount Extractor
PASS
✔ 02. Pidgin Language Parser
PASS
✔ 03. Yoruba Commerce Parser
PASS
✔ 04. Swahili Zap Parser
PASS
✔ 05. Predatory Fee Gate
PASS
✔ 06. NWC Payload Generator
PASS
✔ 07. Expired Invoice Sentry
PASS
✔ 08. SMS Voucher Minting
PASS
✔ 09. Zero-Data HMAC Verify
PASS
✔ 10. Tamper Rejection Gate
PASS
// NIP-47 JSON-RPC 2.0 PROTOCOL WITNESS
{ "id": "sg_req_49102", "method": "pay_invoice", "params": { "invoice": "lnbc250u1p...", "max_fee_sat": 125 } }
// STATUS: Deterministic ≤ 0.5% fee protection verified in 0.01ms.